Roulette Fans Prints

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

TV jester.

'I don't like to take chances.'

'The King of what?'

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

King and Jester

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

Destination casinos...

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"One blackbird pizza?"

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

Finesse fishing

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

Barber shop quartet

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

''Proclaim freedom throughout the land'? -You're kidding, right?'

'When I accepted full responsibility, that was just a manner of speaking!'

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

Cleopatra

'I don't know. Neo-monarchism sounds good...'