Romantic Dinner Disaster Survivor Gifts

"Ooops! I must look like a right pig!"

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Romantic Frogs

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you to turn my problem into something way worse that happened to you."

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'

'By the time I'd watched Delia and Ainsley and Jamie Oliver and Floyd...I'd spoiled the broth.'

It was not the romantic meal they had hoped for.

I know we’re well suited for each other, Hubert, we even have the same thermostat settings!

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

Spinach Dating.

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

"I'm your attorney, Debbie, but I want to be more than that. I want to be your accountant, too."

'What are you implying?'

'I appreciate Dr. Hill has been a great mentor at the hospital, John... But you don't need and when we go on dates!'

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'

'Let me just run through the offside rule.'

"He was a complete gentleman. He kept his rubber bands on his claws the whole night."

'I don't believe in astrology. I think that's because I'm a Leo.'

'The violin player wanted fifty bucks.'

'You're sexy when your mind is somewhere else.'

'My little boy broke my violin.'