Romantic Dinner Disaster Survivor Pillows

"Ooops! I must look like a right pig!"

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

Romantic Frogs

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you to turn my problem into something way worse that happened to you."

'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'

Spinach Dating.

It was not the romantic meal they had hoped for.

I know we’re well suited for each other, Hubert, we even have the same thermostat settings!

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

"I'm your attorney, Debbie, but I want to be more than that. I want to be your accountant, too."

'I appreciate Dr. Hill has been a great mentor at the hospital, John... But you don't need and when we go on dates!'

'What are you implying?'

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'

'I don't believe in astrology. I think that's because I'm a Leo.'

'Let me just run through the offside rule.'

"He was a complete gentleman. He kept his rubber bands on his claws the whole night."

'The violin player wanted fifty bucks.'

'Lets do something different tonight.' - 'Ok, this time you pick up the bill.'

'You're sexy when your mind is somewhere else.'

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'