Dinner Disaster Enthusiast Pillows

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

'That was delicious! Do I have food on my face?'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

"The scallops were delicious, but the fork was dismal!"

"The dinner date was a disaster! I realised he was still a "Mama's Boy" when I saw he was expecting me to regurgitate his food..."

"Of course it tastes like chicken. That's why it's called the 'tuna surprise'."

"I hope you like smoked salmon."

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

Chinese restaurant: In case of emergency break glass (Knife and fork).

"There's something wrong with your dinner."

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

Sneezing dragon.

'Here we put the emphasis exclusively on the food!'

"Is this dinner or the effects of global warming?"

'How was the snapper, sir?'

Setting fire to the Christmas Pud.

'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'

''Honey!...Have you seen the brussel sprout casserole I made for dinner tonight?'

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

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"Gesundheit!"

Murphy's Slaw.

"How is everything?"

An Energetic Susan.

"It's a tad undercooked."

'Jeeves, you've made this soup taste like absolute s**t! Well done!'

"I'm sorry, the sesame peanut dressing is not agreeing with him."

"And you say this was the serving suggestion?"

"Here's to a clean start ..."