Romantic Dinner Debacle Enthusiast Pillows

'No, everything is not all right. My date ran out without leaving money to pay the bill!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

In Desperate Straits.

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Romantic Frogs

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

Looking tasty

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you to turn my problem into something way worse that happened to you."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

It was not the romantic meal they had hoped for.

'A table for two?'

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

'Waiter. Tonight, we're pulling out all the stops! Get her the steak special and I'll have the pork chops.'

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

I know we’re well suited for each other, Hubert, we even have the same thermostat settings!

Spinach Dating.

"If I were a car, you could find the words."

"I'm your attorney, Debbie, but I want to be more than that. I want to be your accountant, too."

'What are you implying?'

'I appreciate Dr. Hill has been a great mentor at the hospital, John... But you don't need and when we go on dates!'

"And another thing. I know how to pick out a decent cantaloupe."