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"Say when!"

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

"More?"

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'Not whale stew again.'

'What the devil is that?

"What do you recommend today?"

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

'I'm sorry we put bearnaise sauce on your fillet by mistake. Randy will have it off there in a jiffy.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

"You folks ready to order?"

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

"Waiter - there's no fly in my soup!"

Woman finds something in her soup.

"The scallops were delicious, but the fork was dismal!"

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

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