Dining Debacle Lover Pillows

"Say when!"

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"What do you recommend today?"

'What the devil is that?

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'Not whale stew again.'

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

"You folks ready to order?"

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"Waiter - there's no fly in my soup!"

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

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"The scallops were delicious, but the fork was dismal!"