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"So, order in or go out?"

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

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"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

'What the devil is that?

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

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'Not whale stew again.'

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"You folks ready to order?"

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

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"Waiter - there's no fly in my soup!"

"Relax sir, I'm sure chef barely remembers you posting a negative review online."

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A sign at a restaurant - Food left unattended will be eaten by the waiter.

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'I'll have the mystery meat with anonymous vegetables.'

"My name's Karezog, Despoiler of Worlds, Devourer of Souls. I'll be your server tonight."

'Could you hurry up on that order for table five? -- they're holding the maitre d' hostage.'

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'

'What do you sugget for a couple of fuddyduddies who love hot and spicy, but have to eat bland?'

'You look bored, sir - How about the Chef's Surprise?'

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'

'We're really sorry!'

'The chef's salad, sir? You'll have to fight him for it.'