Dining Dilemmalovers Prints

"So, order in or go out?"

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"More?"

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

'Not whale stew again.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'What the devil is that?

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"You folks ready to order?"

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

Woman finds something in her soup.

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

"Waiter - there's no fly in my soup!"

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

"Relax sir, I'm sure chef barely remembers you posting a negative review online."

A sign at a restaurant - Food left unattended will be eaten by the waiter.

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

'I'll have the mystery meat with anonymous vegetables.'

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

Blue wine

'What do you sugget for a couple of fuddyduddies who love hot and spicy, but have to eat bland?'

'You look bored, sir - How about the Chef's Surprise?'

'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'

'Could you hurry up on that order for table five? -- they're holding the maitre d' hostage.'

"My name's Karezog, Despoiler of Worlds, Devourer of Souls. I'll be your server tonight."

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

'We're really sorry!'