Romantic Dinner Debacle Enthusiast Mugs

'No, everything is not all right. My date ran out without leaving money to pay the bill!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

In Desperate Straits.

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

Romantic Frogs

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Looking tasty

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you to turn my problem into something way worse that happened to you."

'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

Spinach Dating.

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

'A table for two?'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

I know we’re well suited for each other, Hubert, we even have the same thermostat settings!

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

It was not the romantic meal they had hoped for.

'Waiter. Tonight, we're pulling out all the stops! Get her the steak special and I'll have the pork chops.'

"If I were a car, you could find the words."

"I'm your attorney, Debbie, but I want to be more than that. I want to be your accountant, too."

'I appreciate Dr. Hill has been a great mentor at the hospital, John... But you don't need and when we go on dates!'

'What are you implying?'

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'