Romantic Dinner Escapist Gifts

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

In Desperate Straits.

'S'more wine?'

Ten out of ten for effort...

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

Romantic Frogs

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"Linguini for two?"

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"