Road Sage Gifts

Thoughts in Traffic

The experienced backpacker.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

One way only.

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

"This can't be good."

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

'I need both hands for steering.'

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

A Semicolon.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

Road Buddies

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