Road Sage Pillows

Thoughts in Traffic

The experienced backpacker.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

One way only.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'I need both hands for steering.'

"This can't be good."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

A Semicolon.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"On your mark! Get set!"

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."