Cycling Sage Pillows

"You just couldn't shut up could you?"

When Daisy died, you said she'd gone to a better place!

The experienced backpacker.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

"Always stay rooted, or you'll turn into a tumbleweed..."

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

The subway-delay prophet of doom

The Senior Citizen Surfer

'OK, I'll admit it. You're a genius at parallel parking.'

"If you don't want to know the score..."

Jesus Saves

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

"A door can never have too many hinges."

'We do not tee off in front of the markers.' - 'This is my second stroke.'

"Sorry about that - just clearing my throat."

Moses Parting the Half-Pipe

Thoughts in Traffic

'Stop! Listen to me! Size matters!!'

"I find the ride goes a lot quicker when you have someone to try to convert."

Holiday on Thin Ice

"Why don't you get off the road and use the bike lane?"

'I just want to know where I can find a parking space in the city centre this afternoon.'

"Oh wow! Adam is on his surfing board. . ."