Ribbon Dancers Gifts

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

In, out, shake it all about.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

'It's her birthday!'

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

Happy holidays from the IRS! To celebrate we've switched our usual red tape to red ribbon!

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Best in Heat.

'We run a respectable business here, Miss Faversham, so, just a reminder, no twerking!'

"I can't give you a raise, but I can give you this 'Also Participated' ribbon."

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

Presidential Medal of Freedom

'Let's see, you've got remember political prisoners ... remember cancer sufferers ... remember victims of abuse ... remember to put the cat out ...'

'Gerald was a real surprise package, I'm still untying ribbons.'

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

'Believe me, McFarland, I can appreciate a man who marches to the beat of a different Drum, but you don't march, you boogie!'

Three desks: In out, In out, Shake it all about.

Ribbon

Ribbon Cutting Ceremony

"Better show my three-o'clock in, Yolanda. He has been waiting."

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

Trouble brewing as Larry Line-Dancing Lessons begin to annoy the Psychopaths Anonymous weekly meeting.

'I don't wear an awareness ribbon in order to bring awareness to the proliferation of awareness ribbons.'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

'Back in Texas we call this Line Dancing.'

'Oh, sure...You think I've 'got the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow', well, the world's mighty heavy and that rainbow is MURDER on my hemorrhoids!'

One thing about Martin...you could NEVER doubt his passion for the job ...and this is my dance of the third quarter improved productivity figures.