Ribbon Dancing Gifts

Ribbon

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

In, out, shake it all about.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

Best in Heat.

'It's her birthday!'

Happy holidays from the IRS! To celebrate we've switched our usual red tape to red ribbon!

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

"I can't give you a raise, but I can give you this 'Also Participated' ribbon."

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

'Gerald was a real surprise package, I'm still untying ribbons.'

Presidential Medal of Freedom

'Let's see, you've got remember political prisoners ... remember cancer sufferers ... remember victims of abuse ... remember to put the cat out ...'

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

'Believe me, McFarland, I can appreciate a man who marches to the beat of a different Drum, but you don't march, you boogie!'

Three desks: In out, In out, Shake it all about.

"Better show my three-o'clock in, Yolanda. He has been waiting."

Ribbon Cutting Ceremony

"We're helping Tom to find alternative was of expressing his anger!"

Trouble brewing as Larry Line-Dancing Lessons begin to annoy the Psychopaths Anonymous weekly meeting.

'Oh, sure...You think I've 'got the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow', well, the world's mighty heavy and that rainbow is MURDER on my hemorrhoids!'

'Back in Texas we call this Line Dancing.'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

'I don't wear an awareness ribbon in order to bring awareness to the proliferation of awareness ribbons.'

A snake attempts to wrap a present

Square Dancing

One thing about Martin...you could NEVER doubt his passion for the job ...and this is my dance of the third quarter improved productivity figures.

Cowboy

"You were right to call me immediately."