Ribbon Master Gifts

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

A Bloody Butcher

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Circus

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

Rubik's ice cube.

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

Holy Ronald Reagan. Do you see who's come into the cafe? Reagan? No, it's Johnny Spinwell. The king of spin! Who? Consultant to politicians, stars, lawyers, corporate execs. No one finds the bright side like Johnny. Pea brain, you stepped on my toe. I got your circulation going to save your heart.

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

'But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness - so who cares?'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse"

'It's her birthday!'

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"Whatever the results you get from an election it's important to be able to present them in the best possible light..."

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

Best in Heat.