Ribbon Enthusiast Gifts

'This one's for hair loss awareness'

"The poka dot and tiger stripe ribbon raises awareness that we're running out of ribbon colors."

Happy holidays from the IRS! To celebrate we've switched our usual red tape to red ribbon!

'This side is for peacekeeping.'

Where Indian ink came from.

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Rainbow Quartet

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Penny

Shakespeare in the clink

New York approves gay marriage.

Thank you

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

Trees tattoo

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Rainbow skier

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Psyche Delia

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”