Ribbon Enthusiast Gifts

'This one's for hair loss awareness'

"The poka dot and tiger stripe ribbon raises awareness that we're running out of ribbon colors."

Happy holidays from the IRS! To celebrate we've switched our usual red tape to red ribbon!

'This side is for peacekeeping.'

Where Indian ink came from.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Rainbow Quartet

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Penny

Shakespeare in the clink

New York approves gay marriage.

Thank you

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

Trees tattoo

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Rainbow skier

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Psyche Delia

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."