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'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

Whittlers Mother

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'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Happy holidays from the IRS! To celebrate we've switched our usual red tape to red ribbon!

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

'It's her birthday!'

Best in Heat.

"I can't give you a raise, but I can give you this 'Also Participated' ribbon."

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

'Gerald was a real surprise package, I'm still untying ribbons.'

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

'Let's see, you've got remember political prisoners ... remember cancer sufferers ... remember victims of abuse ... remember to put the cat out ...'

Dog asks 'so what did they do to you?'

Mount Rushmoai

Man and woman knitting together.

Ribbon

'It took me 7 hours to get him into the boat. Actually, it's fake, and it took me 10 minutes to buy it off the Internet.'

'I don't wear an awareness ribbon in order to bring awareness to the proliferation of awareness ribbons.'

"Show off."

'I thought stilts would help me get a tall tale past Mom. They didn't.'

"Just clean out the gutters, Tony, and point the chimney."

'Can't fake origami.'

'You're on the transfer list-we're swopping you for someone with a No 1 haircut.'

Grand Opening! I wish someone had told me those weren't for haircuts.

'Get a haircut sailor. . . I want you shipshape and bristle fashion.'

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