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'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

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'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Best in Heat.

'It's her birthday!'

Happy holidays from the IRS! To celebrate we've switched our usual red tape to red ribbon!

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

"I can't give you a raise, but I can give you this 'Also Participated' ribbon."

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

'Gerald was a real surprise package, I'm still untying ribbons.'

'Let's see, you've got remember political prisoners ... remember cancer sufferers ... remember victims of abuse ... remember to put the cat out ...'

Dog asks 'so what did they do to you?'

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Man and woman knitting together.

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'It took me 7 hours to get him into the boat. Actually, it's fake, and it took me 10 minutes to buy it off the Internet.'

'I don't wear an awareness ribbon in order to bring awareness to the proliferation of awareness ribbons.'

"Just clean out the gutters, Tony, and point the chimney."

'Can't fake origami.'

'I thought stilts would help me get a tall tale past Mom. They didn't.'

'You're on the transfer list-we're swopping you for someone with a No 1 haircut.'

"Show off."

'Get a haircut sailor. . . I want you shipshape and bristle fashion.'

'To bring awareness of a very important issue and how much it means to me...What part of, I'm-wearing-a-ribbon-and-you're-not, don't you understand?'

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