Ribbon Cutter Extraordinaire Mugs

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

'Hows it coming?'

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

'I hear they're really good.'

"It's about keeping the bunny alive within each of us."

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Happy holidays from the IRS! To celebrate we've switched our usual red tape to red ribbon!

'It's her birthday!'

Best in Heat.

'Your poetry totally captures the raw, primitive essence of the writing workshops you've attended.'

"I can't give you a raise, but I can give you this 'Also Participated' ribbon."

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

'By George, Sir, I've been everywhere, everywhere!...

"No wonder you're struggling with your novel. You're not wearing your writer's hat."

"...and so I left Wall Street and made a killing in poetry."

'Gerald was a real surprise package, I'm still untying ribbons.'

'Let's see, you've got remember political prisoners ... remember cancer sufferers ... remember victims of abuse ... remember to put the cat out ...'

'Seven 'provided', thirteen 'buts' and twenty seven 'ifs' - this is the best stockmarket forecast to clients I've ever read.'

Ribbon Cutting Ceremony

Ribbon

Croquembouche.

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

'I don't wear an awareness ribbon in order to bring awareness to the proliferation of awareness ribbons.'

Ice Sculpting Classes.

A snake attempts to wrap a present

Cloud Cuckoo Land, manuscript writer

Graham Greene.