Ribbon Dancers Mugs

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

In, out, shake it all about.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

'It's her birthday!'

Happy holidays from the IRS! To celebrate we've switched our usual red tape to red ribbon!

TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

Best in Heat.

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

'We run a respectable business here, Miss Faversham, so, just a reminder, no twerking!'

"I can't give you a raise, but I can give you this 'Also Participated' ribbon."

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

Presidential Medal of Freedom

'Gerald was a real surprise package, I'm still untying ribbons.'

'Let's see, you've got remember political prisoners ... remember cancer sufferers ... remember victims of abuse ... remember to put the cat out ...'

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

'Believe me, McFarland, I can appreciate a man who marches to the beat of a different Drum, but you don't march, you boogie!'

Three desks: In out, In out, Shake it all about.

Ribbon Cutting Ceremony

"Better show my three-o'clock in, Yolanda. He has been waiting."

Ribbon

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

Trouble brewing as Larry Line-Dancing Lessons begin to annoy the Psychopaths Anonymous weekly meeting.

'Back in Texas we call this Line Dancing.'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

'Oh, sure...You think I've 'got the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow', well, the world's mighty heavy and that rainbow is MURDER on my hemorrhoids!'

'I don't wear an awareness ribbon in order to bring awareness to the proliferation of awareness ribbons.'

One thing about Martin...you could NEVER doubt his passion for the job ...and this is my dance of the third quarter improved productivity figures.

A snake attempts to wrap a present