Ribbon Cutter Extraordinaire Gifts

Grand Opening! I wish someone had told me those weren't for haircuts.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'I hear they're really good.'

'Hows it coming?'

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

Best in Heat.

'It's her birthday!'

Happy holidays from the IRS! To celebrate we've switched our usual red tape to red ribbon!

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

"It's about keeping the bunny alive within each of us."

'Your poetry totally captures the raw, primitive essence of the writing workshops you've attended.'

"I can't give you a raise, but I can give you this 'Also Participated' ribbon."

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

"No wonder you're struggling with your novel. You're not wearing your writer's hat."

"...and so I left Wall Street and made a killing in poetry."

'By George, Sir, I've been everywhere, everywhere!...

'Gerald was a real surprise package, I'm still untying ribbons.'

'Let's see, you've got remember political prisoners ... remember cancer sufferers ... remember victims of abuse ... remember to put the cat out ...'

'Seven 'provided', thirteen 'buts' and twenty seven 'ifs' - this is the best stockmarket forecast to clients I've ever read.'

Ribbon

Ribbon Cutting Ceremony

Croquembouche.

Ice Sculpting Classes.

'I don't wear an awareness ribbon in order to bring awareness to the proliferation of awareness ribbons.'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

"I thought it might make your writing more profound."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, manuscript writer

A snake attempts to wrap a present

You should cut the cord. I did it years ago. What do you mean? I canceled cable. I get the same stuff I used to see for much less, by streaming Netflix, Hulu and Amazon through a Roku box