Ribbon-wearer Gifts

'To bring awareness of a very important issue and how much it means to me...What part of, I'm-wearing-a-ribbon-and-you're-not, don't you understand?'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"It was her mothers"

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Je Suis Charlie

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

'It's her birthday!'

Best in Heat.

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Happy holidays from the IRS! To celebrate we've switched our usual red tape to red ribbon!

The day after Father's Day.

"I can't give you a raise, but I can give you this 'Also Participated' ribbon."

'Your Majesty, the Pretender to the Throne is here.'

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

Presidential Medal of Freedom

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

'Let's see, you've got remember political prisoners ... remember cancer sufferers ... remember victims of abuse ... remember to put the cat out ...'

'Gerald was a real surprise package, I'm still untying ribbons.'

Cubans are happy despite bad weather.

Ribbon Cutting Ceremony

"He's bracing himself for disappointment."

Paris Olympics opening ceremony

Wedding Rings

Ribbon

"You've literally watched one game."