Robe Wearer Gifts

New rule: no tumble-drying!

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

I am coffee and I need more coffee

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

Superhero

'Going up?'

Graduate of 2021

'This is a very important trial, Ferguson -- you'd better put pants on.'

To appease the fans, major-league umpires are now required to take eye exams during the seventh inning stretch.

'Doctor, your glasses!'

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

It's my summer robe.

Should I be encouraged by your robe, your honor? No. It's just laundry day. Have a nice verdict.

"He just woke up from hibernation."

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

Contacts vs. Glasses

'You can't treat me like a kid anymore! I'm wearing a cape!'

It's ok to be a morning person, Ron, just not all day long.

'So are you going to like fight crime?'

'Heads.'

I don't like it when lawyers put coffee on my desk. Relax, judge. It's tequila.

"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"

'Crud I forgot my glasses.'

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

'That's better. The spots are much clearer.'

Mouse on A Stick...For a Cat on the Go