Robe Wearer Gifts

New rule: no tumble-drying!

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

I am coffee and I need more coffee

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

'Going up?'

Superhero

Graduate of 2021

'This is a very important trial, Ferguson -- you'd better put pants on.'

'Doctor, your glasses!'

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

"He just woke up from hibernation."

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Contacts vs. Glasses

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

'Crud I forgot my glasses.'

'So are you going to like fight crime?'

'You can't treat me like a kid anymore! I'm wearing a cape!'

'Heads.'

"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

'My grades at school have improved dramatically now that I'm wearing glasses...'

Curate's dress sense

Mouse on A Stick...For a Cat on the Go