Robe Reveler Gifts

Should I be encouraged by your robe, your honor? No. It's just laundry day. Have a nice verdict.

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'They say you have to drink 4 times as much merlot as pinot noir to get the same level of anti-oxidants. Isn't that just too, too bad?'

You're the olive in my martini

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

Jenga!!!

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Vitruvian Manatee

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

'This is a very important trial, Ferguson -- you'd better put pants on.'

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

My own museum.

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

I think we're alone now!

"He just woke up from hibernation."

Rudolph Gets Even - "Reindeer Games - Their seedy underground activities finally revealed."

It's my summer robe.

The King's New Robes.

Happy Hour at Harry's

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

One more please.

1619: Valentine's Day

Early Photobomb

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

No Smoking in the Castle

"Genuine? Of course it's genuine...zirconia."