Rib Reveler Gifts

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'They say you have to drink 4 times as much merlot as pinot noir to get the same level of anti-oxidants. Isn't that just too, too bad?'

The New Year's Dance

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

My own museum.

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'It's an old football injury.'

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

Santana Claus

Noel Fever

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

Dogs play the double bass

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

One more please.

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

Speleologist

"During the holidays, we like to refer to organ donation as 'regifting.'"

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

Christmas Fatigue.