Rib Enthusiast Gifts

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

Doughboy Dad

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Yes, they are all dependants."

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"This family seems to multiply every year."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

Magician Playing Golf.

Parenting Skills Training

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

Come dine with me!

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

10,000 Tasty Rabbit Recipes