Rib Crazy Gifts

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"Holy Mackerel!"

Prosecco Drinker

'Missin' rib, snake, guilt, eviction. . . and not a Stress Counsellor in sight!'

'Cookery is the new rock n' roll'

Jelly Fish

"Writing is... rewriting."

It's a gingerbread cyclops....I ran out of raisins!

Go get it! Good boy! I'm more motivated by carrots than by sticks!

"I don't have any treats.But how's this for a trick ?"

"I'd like to make a supper reservation for 12 disciples + 1, and could you put us at a table big enough so we can all sit on one side."

'Why are you always so crabby?'

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

'Did you remove all the cliches and slang from your term paper?', 'Like, totally, dude!'

Recipes From The "I Really, REALLY Hate To Cook" Cookbook

'I quit!'

'I bought the plaque before leaving on my hunting trip... Needless to say, I was hoping for a better outcome.'

'Only one minor hitch so far. They claim that they ALSO have something of an over-population problem.'

Wrong answer

'Better ease up on the goodnatured barbs...'

'How did I fill all this in for only $75.00? Easy, I only collect corked wines.'

All work from home and no play makes Jack a dull boy

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- the FDA issued a warning against everything we've got in the kitchen.'

"Management wants a word with you."

"I've stopped thinking outside the box. Now I color outside the lines."

"No, you're not here about a promotion. You're here because of the brownies you brought to the potluck."