Stir Crazy Survivor Gifts

All work from home and no play makes Jack a dull boy

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

Female chemotherapy warrior.

Castaway harnessing electricity.

Need tickets.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

No Loitering

'Community wok?'

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

Survival Kit

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"No, we're no gods, we're God's gift to women!"

Notice on desert island - sand for sale

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

'Well that seems conclusive, a soft fabric chefs hat is no protection against a 5L can of beans...'

www.islandcam.org Just when Doug thought things couldn't get any worse

"I, too, get the twisties."

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

'In time you will learn that somehow my parents are responsible for this.'

Desert Island Slob.

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

Sorry! No water.

"Put your glasses on dear. 'That annoying kid who hasn't been collected yet', is our Charlie."

"IOU 1 BAGEL."

"We've only been stranded on this island for 6 months. I don't think it is technically considered an emergency yet."

"Halleljujah! I'm saved!"

'I'm bored! Do we have any bubblewrap?'

'We're stopping at the next motel we come to, whether it's got cable or not!'