Stir Crazy Survivor Pillows

All work from home and no play makes Jack a dull boy

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

Female chemotherapy warrior.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Castaway harnessing electricity.

Need tickets.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

No Loitering

'Community wok?'

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

'Well that seems conclusive, a soft fabric chefs hat is no protection against a 5L can of beans...'

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

Notice on desert island - sand for sale

Survival Kit

"No, we're no gods, we're God's gift to women!"

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

"I, too, get the twisties."

Desert Island Slob.

Sorry! No water.

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

'In time you will learn that somehow my parents are responsible for this.'

"Put your glasses on dear. 'That annoying kid who hasn't been collected yet', is our Charlie."

"IOU 1 BAGEL."

"Halleljujah! I'm saved!"

"We've only been stranded on this island for 6 months. I don't think it is technically considered an emergency yet."

'We're stopping at the next motel we come to, whether it's got cable or not!'

'I'm bored! Do we have any bubblewrap?'

Message in a bottle breaks on a rock.