Rib Muncher Gifts

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"They're sound bites."

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

Cake!

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

'I don't care if it has lettuce, tomato, special sauce on a sesame bun...it's still liver!'

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

'Let's get these bite-size snacks to have with our bite-size news.'

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

Breaking Bad Wind

'He has my Mom's eyes and my Dad's nose, and yesterday he ate MY crayons!'

Fat Buddhist contemplating eating the dove of peace.

News Feed

Media Studies Center - Out for a Feeding Frenzy.

'Can I help it if I have to eat 15 bowls of my cereal to equal Total?'

'You know, sometime we ought to make gruel SMOOTHIES.'

Vending machine has options of THIS, THAT, HEM HAW.

"I don't have time for a TV dinner. I'll just grab a cell phone snack!"

"I cleared out the case so people can crawl inside and feel what it's like to be a piece of meat."