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The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"They're sound bites."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

Cake!

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

'I don't care if it has lettuce, tomato, special sauce on a sesame bun...it's still liver!'

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

'Let's get these bite-size snacks to have with our bite-size news.'

Breaking Bad Wind

Fat Buddhist contemplating eating the dove of peace.

'He has my Mom's eyes and my Dad's nose, and yesterday he ate MY crayons!'

Zombies eat brains, eh? Some TV shows do, too.

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Media Studies Center - Out for a Feeding Frenzy.

'Can I help it if I have to eat 15 bowls of my cereal to equal Total?'

Vending machine has options of THIS, THAT, HEM HAW.

'You know, sometime we ought to make gruel SMOOTHIES.'

"I don't have time for a TV dinner. I'll just grab a cell phone snack!"