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"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Big Bang Theory.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Do your research!

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Paranormal A-Z...

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Bring out yer books!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Two Generations of Readers

'Greenwich in the Season'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Swimming Prankster

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Charles Addams.