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"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Big Bang Theory.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Do your research!

Paranormal A-Z...

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'Bring out yer books!'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Two Generations of Readers

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'Greenwich in the Season'

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Swimming Prankster

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Charles Addams.