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"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

"I'm Mary, and this is my lamb. As you can see, him being little is historically incorrect."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Chase me, chase me cows.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Simply put.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Beginning Yarder.

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Cheesie Rider

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'