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'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Your French dip, sir.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Steak Ted?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Scuba cow"

Cow Blue Arrows

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."