Mutton Lover Gifts

ACME Mutton Co.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Your French dip, sir.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Steak Ted?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Scuba cow"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"I'm the bad guy..."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow Blue Arrows

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Cow of BEEF

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."