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'I heard you might be interested in getting to know more about my hair.'

Dog yoga

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

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"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Crab with a clown face.

'Your reflexes are still good!'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Is it something I said dear?"

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

The Drone

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

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