Mullet Lover Pillows

'I heard you might be interested in getting to know more about my hair.'

Dog yoga

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Crab with a clown face.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

Stephen Fry

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Is it something I said dear?"

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Only Clowns

Robber on treadmill

The Drone

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'