Mullet Enthusiast Pillows

"Hold the ladder... is that a Mullet?"

'Weeell. . . looks like you've got a mullet infection.'

"According to this website, you have all the symptoms of having a mullet. Let me search for the cure."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Love a Mutt

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"I meant the dog!"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'My dentist recommended it.'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"Consider yourself chased."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

The greatest love story ever moled.

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

"You are not what I expected."

"There will be other squirrels ... there always are."

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

"Do me a favor. Keep away from that one … he’s freaking weird."

"You're compromising the entire operation!"