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'Missin' rib, snake, guilt, eviction. . . and not a Stress Counsellor in sight!'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

The Fourth Little Pig

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Moby Dick

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

Sistine Selfie

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Ask A Silly Question.

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

Romulus and Remus

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"...and Adam and Eve were naked, so they had to leave the garden."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"