Rib Story Fan Pillows

'Missin' rib, snake, guilt, eviction. . . and not a Stress Counsellor in sight!'

The Fourth Little Pig

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Moby Dick

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

This side is the gag reel.

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Sistine Selfie

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Ask A Silly Question.

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

Romulus and Remus

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors.

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"...and Adam and Eve were naked, so they had to leave the garden."

Bertolt Brecht

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'