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'Better ease up on the goodnatured barbs...'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

Magician Playing Golf.

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

Worm Ate The Fish.

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

'Missin' rib, snake, guilt, eviction. . . and not a Stress Counsellor in sight!'

'That's just great! You had to dig, didn't you?'

"Oh, nothing much. Just experimenting with some rabbits."

"I got you the same thing."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

Did Someone Say Easter?