Rib-tickler Aficionado Prints

'Better ease up on the goodnatured barbs...'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

Magician Playing Golf.

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

Worm Ate The Fish.

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

'That's just great! You had to dig, didn't you?'

'Missin' rib, snake, guilt, eviction. . . and not a Stress Counsellor in sight!'

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

"Oh, nothing much. Just experimenting with some rabbits."

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"I got you the same thing."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'