Bib Enthusiast Gifts

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

"I try to write a little bit every day."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

Ten Commandments

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

Noah's ark, many lions

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

The First Printed Bible

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Meet the Author

"There goes our early night."

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

A man and his dog both reading.

Monster Self-Help