Bib Enthusiast Mugs

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Reading my Critics

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Ten Commandments

Noah's ark, many lions

Christian and Born again Christian...

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

The First Printed Bible

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

A man and his dog both reading.

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

Meet the Author

Monster Self-Help

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"There goes our early night."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'