Ribbon Enthusiasts Gifts

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Rainbow Quartet

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

New York approves gay marriage.

Thank you

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors.

Psyche Delia

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Rainbow skier

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

'This is a very important trial, Ferguson -- you'd better put pants on.'

Best in Heat.

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Marriage People

'It's her birthday!'

Happy holidays from the IRS! To celebrate we've switched our usual red tape to red ribbon!

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

"So what if your brother called you a 'lesbo? There is nothing wrong with being a lesbian... ...No, I'm not saying you are a lesbian... ...Don't threaten to beat me up!... See? This is why people think you are a lesbian!"

Stay apart & stay happy

Rainbow Drinks

Dr. Roy G. Biv, Rainbowologist.

It's my summer robe.

"I can't give you a raise, but I can give you this 'Also Participated' ribbon."

"He just woke up from hibernation."

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

'Gerald was a real surprise package, I'm still untying ribbons.'

"So...how do you like our quality father-son time?"

'Let's see, you've got remember political prisoners ... remember cancer sufferers ... remember victims of abuse ... remember to put the cat out ...'