Ribbon Cutting Fanatic Gifts

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

Hair Crop Circle

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Deer Barber

Best in Heat.

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

'It's her birthday!'

Happy holidays from the IRS! To celebrate we've switched our usual red tape to red ribbon!

"I can't give you a raise, but I can give you this 'Also Participated' ribbon."

'Gerald was a real surprise package, I'm still untying ribbons.'

'Let's see, you've got remember political prisoners ... remember cancer sufferers ... remember victims of abuse ... remember to put the cat out ...'

Ribbon

Ribbon Cutting Ceremony

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

'I don't wear an awareness ribbon in order to bring awareness to the proliferation of awareness ribbons.'

'It took me 7 hours to get him into the boat. Actually, it's fake, and it took me 10 minutes to buy it off the Internet.'

A snake attempts to wrap a present

Golf Fib

'I thought stilts would help me get a tall tale past Mom. They didn't.'

'This side is for peacekeeping.'

'To bring awareness of a very important issue and how much it means to me...What part of, I'm-wearing-a-ribbon-and-you're-not, don't you understand?'

'Day off?'

"It's an apathy awareness ribbon."

All the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair!

Rhythmic Gymnast

'That's funny sir, how did you know I used to be a wrestler?'

'This one's for hair loss awareness'