Ribbon Cutting Fanatic Prints

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

Hair Crop Circle

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Deer Barber

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

'It's her birthday!'

Happy holidays from the IRS! To celebrate we've switched our usual red tape to red ribbon!

Best in Heat.

"I can't give you a raise, but I can give you this 'Also Participated' ribbon."

Hoping to appear 'hipper,' many candidates are sporting Justin Bieber haircuts.'

'Gerald was a real surprise package, I'm still untying ribbons.'

'Let's see, you've got remember political prisoners ... remember cancer sufferers ... remember victims of abuse ... remember to put the cat out ...'

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

Pink ribbon thanks for your support

Ribbon

Ribbon Cutting Ceremony

'It took me 7 hours to get him into the boat. Actually, it's fake, and it took me 10 minutes to buy it off the Internet.'

'I don't wear an awareness ribbon in order to bring awareness to the proliferation of awareness ribbons.'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Grand Opening! I wish someone had told me those weren't for haircuts.

Golf Fib

A snake attempts to wrap a present

'I thought stilts would help me get a tall tale past Mom. They didn't.'

"It's an apathy awareness ribbon."

'Day off?'

'To bring awareness of a very important issue and how much it means to me...What part of, I'm-wearing-a-ribbon-and-you're-not, don't you understand?'

'This side is for peacekeeping.'

All the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair!

'That's funny sir, how did you know I used to be a wrestler?'

Rhythmic Gymnast