Ribbon Aficionado Prints

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'It's her birthday!'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Rainbow Quartet

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"This family seems to multiply every year."

New York approves gay marriage.

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

Thank you

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Magician Playing Golf.

Psyche Delia

Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors.

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Rainbow skier

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Best in Heat.

Marriage People

Happy holidays from the IRS! To celebrate we've switched our usual red tape to red ribbon!

'This is a very important trial, Ferguson -- you'd better put pants on.'

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

Stay apart & stay happy

"Oh, nothing much. Just experimenting with some rabbits."

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"