Ribbon Collectors Prints

'I don't wear an awareness ribbon in order to bring awareness to the proliferation of awareness ribbons.'

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

Best in Heat.

'It's her birthday!'

Happy holidays from the IRS! To celebrate we've switched our usual red tape to red ribbon!

"Who knew we even had a month?"

"I can't give you a raise, but I can give you this 'Also Participated' ribbon."

Cartoonists.

'Gerald was a real surprise package, I'm still untying ribbons.'

'Let's see, you've got remember political prisoners ... remember cancer sufferers ... remember victims of abuse ... remember to put the cat out ...'

"Yes, it is a beautiful ring, Derek. It looks just like the one from the big jewellery heist, last week."

Presidential Medal of Freedom

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

'I told you the next time you crossed me it would be curtains for you!'

'How many times have I asked you not to bring bread and honey into the counting house!'

Ribbon

Strategic metals vs. non-strategic metals.

"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"

'The jury foreman says they need more time to find the quarter they were flipping!'

"It's not quite the same."

'You wanna finish with me, Dwayne? You mean you want your rings back?...'

'Wow! look how much they're getting for base metals these days.'

Camel with Mountain-Like Humps